It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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