You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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