I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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