i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Church boner. Awkwardddd
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
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he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
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i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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