yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
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I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
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He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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