STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
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Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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