Me. At least after what I've been through.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
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do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.