Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.