if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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