I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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