We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
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it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
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A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
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