I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.