How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?