But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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