I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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