Well apparently he's into motor boating.
So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
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yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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