That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
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It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
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I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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