Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Randomize
