he looks like a really good dad on facebook
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
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Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
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He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
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