well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
It's official drugs can't kill me
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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