I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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