return my video game
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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