it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
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I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
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Bring me that man meat
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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