I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
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you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
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Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
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