In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
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Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
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Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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