Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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