My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
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when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
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I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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