Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Damn victory sex feels great
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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