Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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