I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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