But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
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Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
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He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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