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u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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