just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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