I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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