worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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