I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
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You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
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Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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