If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
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corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
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we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
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