I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
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