Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
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