I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
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