He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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