You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
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I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
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It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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