he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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