they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
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Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
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Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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