We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
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I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
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You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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