I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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