yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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