i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
We are two peas in an std pod
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
