You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
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This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
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And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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