Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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