O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
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She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
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I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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