he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
So apparently I’m into choking now
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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