So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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