dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
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Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
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If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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