i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
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Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
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From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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