I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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