Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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