Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
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She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
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That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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