At least make sure they are 18
Why
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
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what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
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when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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